OFFICIAL RULING №1
Goalposts moved
0
Goalpost distance (all-time · only ever increases)
0 yards downfield
Whatever it did — it doesn't count. Neither will the next thing.
A satire machine. The Machine is the joke, not you.
OFFICIAL RULING №1
KONAMI'D. An octopus appears. She has read the Machine's rulings. She is unimpressed by the goalposts and impressed by you. Purple remains the correct answer.